This just happened.
"Intoxicating dialogue aside, I’ve noticed some basic patterns. These advisements, you should note, are created by an observer. I’m too cowardly to meet someone online. Consequently, I view all of you with great respect and awe, as I would a surgeon, Navy Seal, or vegan."
“How to Behave on Your Online Date: A Bartender’s Perspective,”
by Christina Fitzpatrick, The Awl, May 20, 2013
Frank Stella (American, b. 1936), Your Lips are Blue, 1958